blunder

Sometimes I am mightily glad to be Huan, possibly the only person on Earth who can be wholly distracted from the Disasters of Her World by a single cup of cheapo Hazelnut Chocolate Soymilk from Jollibean (which she personally thinks is a gawdgaudy version of Mr. Bean).

Or maybe she just has a highly attuned sense of relativity, a hidden protege of Einstein in the functional application of his thought. And she also has a propensity to kaypoh the pain of others, calling it an exercise in perspective.

Or maybe she's just a potential Ad Dude who accidentally brainwashed herself with nifty ad copies.

But no, she really isn't anything. *Sniff sniff* All she did was check her email two days late and got her groupmate into thinking she's a lazy ass in the bum of a huge pair of Nehneh who SUed the module and is going to put in zilch effort for group effort and is basically a Failed Member of the Human Race.

SERIOUSLY MISUNDERSTOOD BOOHOO

mantras to hold on to for Survival

1. Everyone whom you matter to prefers you looking like a Manic Grinning Idiot.

2. In fifty years' time, all these are going to seem really, really, really funny.

3. You honestly prefer to be a Manic Grinning Idiot yourself.

When in doubt, look at the ground and pretend to be particularly interested in your toes. Autism Coping Mechanism #1 ftw woot

When dressed like a dumpling in Sweden (and can't see your toes), duck into your oversized fleece coat and try not to cry because you don't know the effects of frozen emo liquid on your eyelashes. Don't risk it.

what I use tumblr for

Farnie.

... again.

Hahahahahaha. Okay, work.

up set

Give me chocolate.

(Wait. I'd take Depp in that top hat too.)

When I'm 80 I would look back and find it all really, really funny.

update: life

Derek Morgan always has a door to kick in every episode.

Dinosaur gummies ish the best because it doesn't come in pineapple flavour.

Don't want to go anywhere near MML without Oi Shan. She reminds me to be sane. Gawd. The lighting. Good Gawd.

Death to Anxiety Attacks.

Remedy for AAs: Just remember that in 50 years' time, you'd look back and guffaw because you really were just a Pig running under the sun, panicking that you'd turn into bacon just because the sun is hotter than usual.

Dear Director, make my life a sweet comedy. Thankew.

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two narrow escapes

An adventurous week lately, involving many trips to the SAO lost-and-found bureau, a madcap taxi chase down to a musty oily jungle (the natural habitat of our beloved Bus ABCs), and one mandatory against-the-clock rush to DBS bank (I reached at 5:03pm).

But to recover my Banana wallet, my lovely vintage 50 cents coin, my ultrashiny 2010-made one dollar coin, and one ugly passport photo I need for my residence permit. Really nice.

And I very nearly found myself flying to Copenhagen alone. With two days in Denmark alone.

Which would be fun : D

backstory:

All because my dad MIA-ed while I'm trying to book air tickets with the Others and he also conveniently decided to apply for MasterCard SecureCode®.

In a span of twenty minutes the airfare hiked from 1.9K to 3K.

Except my dad called me on both the house phone and his cellphone (simultaneously), warning me NEVER, NEVER, NEVER even think of trying that.

Except the alternative was to fork out an extra SGD1100 just so that I could be with the Others. ("If you die, at least SOMEONE would call us!")

Luck's been so bad it's funny. But it also means that I'm using up my bad luck and good things are coming.

May the good things be so : D it's a sin.