Sunday, November 28, 2010

mantras to hold on to for Survival

1. Everyone whom you matter to prefers you looking like a Manic Grinning Idiot.

2. In fifty years' time, all these are going to seem really, really, really funny.

3. You honestly prefer to be a Manic Grinning Idiot yourself.





When in doubt, look at the ground and pretend to be particularly interested in your toes. Autism Coping Mechanism #1 ftw woot

When dressed like a dumpling in Sweden (and can't see your toes), duck into your oversized fleece coat and try not to cry because you don't know the effects of frozen emo liquid on your eyelashes. Don't risk it.

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